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Name: Dani
Birthday: 1/19/1991
Gender: Female
Interests: Girls, Girls, Girls! Especially my beautiful, wonderful girlfriend, Rachel, who I love more than anything. Also, hearing about girls learning to love pussy, and giving up guys…lesbians forever! And I think sister/sister loving is about the hottest thing ever…pity I'm an only child.
Expertise: Having Rachel make me cum! (She says I'm pretty good, too. :-) )
Message: message me
AIM:  DRM11991
Member Since:
4/9/2006
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| Okay, well, no matter what Simon & Garfunkel sang, I'm not dead yet!
(Although I bet some people wish I was…sorry!)
I just got really backed up, trying to keep up with my "footprints" (saying hi to ppl visiting my site) and whenever I came online, I got too many IMs, so I just made a private channel and talked to only a few people. Which means I need to apologize, a lot. 
Lauren, I'm glad you're doing okay (although I wish I'd been there for you). Give Lauren all my love!
Ashley, sorry I didn't talk to you on your trip. Morgan, same thing! Hope you both had a lot of fun 
Ki, I'm glad things are going better now! Btw, I like your girl's new haircut. And I'm glad you and Kristen made friends.
Tiff, you know you're my rock…even if I haven't been leaning on you lately. Hope you and your girls have been keeping…entertained. 
Katie, I miss you so much! I can't believe it's been so long since we talked! Why did you close your Xanga? Comment back, ok?
And for everyone else, hope you're doing well. I still have to reply to like a month's worth of comments, but I'll try and keep up to date from now on, okay?
Finally, BIG ups to Alyssa for winning her cooking contest! $2500, baby! (and another $1200+ in sales!) You go, sweetie! And congrats to you and Kristen on your two-month!
Speaking of which…six months for me and Rachel!  I love you, baby, now and forever and ever, and ever, and ever…
Love to all you girls! Even if I don't say it enough.
Dani
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| Yep, empirical (sp? usage?) proof that men are jerks, all courtesy of the Sci-Fi Channel's Who Wants To Be A Superhero? (Oh, shut up.  )
So for their first challenge, our ten aspiring heroes (five guys, five girls) are taken to an urban park (Pershing Square in LA, baby!) and told that, going one at a time, they have to find an inconspicuous place to change into their costume without being seen doing so and then, once dressed, run quickly to an archway in the park.
The twist is, right at a fountain near the archway is an adorable little blonde girl, crying her eyes out because she's lost her mommy. And, of course, a true superhero would never ignore a child in distress. (There's a conveniently-marked Security Office right next to the fountain, so the little girl can be put in their care without slowing the superhero down too much.)
Naturally, the first guy to run the course runs straight past the crying girl without even a glance. Hilariously, we get to hear the post-challenge interview where (not having been told he screwed up) he's patting himself on the back for being dedicated and determined and focused, lol.
This goes on pretty much throughout the challenge. Final stats: 3 of the 5 women stopped to help the little girl, but only one of the five men did. (And this guy was such a camera-hogging tool that he was actually stopping and posing rather than running to the archway, and only noticed the girl because he stopped to strike his pose right in front of her. At which point he clearly got that the girl was part of the challenge [as opposed to the female contestants, who seemed to think that the girl was genuinely lost, and were willing to screw over their chances to win the game in order to help a crying seven-year-old] and theatrically called out for the mother, and when he spotted the "Security Office" sign, fucking ordered the girl to hop into his arms so he could carry her the whole fifteen feet there. Jackass.)
So women are 60% likely to be decent human beings, but men only 20%, and "Major Victory" was a major asshole, anyway. It's like Alyssa said about why she's still lez even though her ex was crazy: "At least with a girl, you at least have a chance of finding a sweetheart." 
Speaking of finding sweethearts, thanks to all of those girls who responded to my attempt to catch up on my footprints from Saturday by posting back. I will get back to all of you, I promise…of course, since I've been either working or goofing off since then, I have more footprints to plow through, first. Yeah, I can't quite get the hang of keeping the site up to date and yet not neglecting anything else, yet. I'm trying, though. Really.
Props to Amber (you know why ) and Morgan (ditto) and, in my real life, to Ashlie, who had a lot of fun at theater camp. 
Keep those sexy comments coming, girls!
Dani
I love you, Rachel!!!!!!!!
I went into the theater because I heard that there were a lot of queers there. —Ian McKellan
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| …um, to repost this survey. Anyone else can take it, too, but since it's a "do you know me?" survey it may be kind of strange for you. (Althought there are some girls it might be fun to have do it, too, but I'm really not expecting a bunch of answers.)
The Ultimate Test..do you know me?
My name:
Who is the love of my life:
Where did we meet:
Take a stab at my middle name:
How long have you known me:
When is the last time that we saw each other:
Did you have fun when you last saw me:
Do I smoke:
Do I drink:
What was your first impression of upon meeting me/seeing me:
What's one of my favorite things to do:
Am I funny:
What's my favorite type of music:
What is my best feature:
Am I shy or outgoing:
Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules:
Do I have any special talents:
Would you call me preppy, average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam, nerdy, snobby, or something else (what):
Have you ever hugged me:
What is my favorite food:
Have you ever had a crush on me:
If there was one good nickname for me, what would it be:
What's your favorite memory of me & you:
Would I ever kiss you:
Who do I like right now:
What is my worst habit:
Are we friends:
Do I trust easily:
Will you repost this so I can do it for you:
ps-brief update on the last post: Sara did, in fact, eat her cousin out the moment Kelly got home  Go, Sara!
Keep on licking, girls!
Dani
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| Meaning, me.
I mean, sure, I should be posting about how much I love Rachel (Rachel Nicole Weinstein is the best friend, best girlfriend, and most wonderful girl on this, or any other, planet!!! [Altho I hear there are some hotties on Mercury, lol ]), or the sexy details of what's happened with her sleeping over last night (best moment: she was eating me while I was typing to this girl Sara, who was masturbating and said she was gonna eat her hot cousin [Sara's first girl, their first time] when her cuz got home) or griping about how some girls actually delete my [innocent and not-at-all-lez] comments after they come check out the site (like they're gonna get cooties from a lez commenting them? please!) or something like that…
…but instead, I'm posting a survey!  Ugh! Sorry, it intrigued me:
1. Grab the book nearest to you..turn to page 18..find line 4 and read what it says: "themselves. They are called 'Easy Access' because they"
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as it can, what do you touch first? a baseball cap
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? a bit of the British Open golf (it was relatively dramatic…for golf, lol.)
4. WITHOUT LOOKING guess what time it is: 11:14
5. Now look at the clock, what time is it really? 10:52
6. With the exception of the computer what can you hear: Queen's Live Killers on the stereo, Rachel tapping her foot along with "Tie Your Mother Down"
7. When did you last step outside? at about 8:30 this morning
8. Before you started doing this, what were you doing? Checking 2 see who came to my site…that's where I found the quiz
9. What are you wearing: baseball shirt (white body, black sleeves), olive cargo pants, no shoes
10. Did you dream last night? I dont really remember my dreams
11. When did you last laugh? about an hour ago (rachel was tickling me )
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in: some classic rock posters, a corkboard, a round IKEA clock, and blue paint, lol.
13. Seen anything wierd lately: Does that new Ford commercial with the divorced parents count? ("Bye, Dad!") Because that's not what you usually see in commercials…now if they could have a family with two mommies, that would be awesome.
14. What are you thinking about: Rachel, catching up on the site, whether I should get back on IM or whether we should go outside for a bit, how Kristen and Alyssa are doing.
15. What is the last film you saw:The Verdict last night on Fox Movie Channel
16. If you became a multi-millionaire over night, what would you buy first? A mansion in Aruba, and a private plane to fly all the hot lez girls I meet on IM there for a nice long orgy (and probably a lot of lawyers because some of the parents would try to get me in trouble for taking their underage daughters out of the country to be "perverts" )
17. If you could change one thing about the world regardless to politics or guilt, what would it be? Hmmm, well "have everyone understand that lez sex is great and NATURAL and much better than girls being with guys" is too narrow, and "have all the guys confined to an island where they can just produce sperm for girl couples and play sports" might (i said…might) be going too far…so how about "remove the impulses to violence, greed, and cruelty from human beings"? Yeah, I know, such a stupid answer ("world peace!"…how cliche can I get, lol?)… 
18. Do you like to dance? on the dance floor? Not so much. In the rain? Oh yeah.
19. Imagine your first child is a girl..what do you plan on calling her? Hmmm, I'm kind of leaning towards "Bethany" right now…or maybe "Meredyth". (And of course "Leslie" has the benefit of giving her the Best. Nickname.Ever.  )
20. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you plan on calling him? Um "EWWWW!!""??? Or "How did that happen?" No, seriously, while I'd hope that science gets to where I wouldnt have to worry about getting a boy, anything but "Michael" (both way overdone and the Most ARROGANT Name Ever [it's Hebrew for "Who is like the God", i'm told…like guys aren't pushy enough?? ugh!]) is good. Maybe "Isaac" (Hebrew for "God laughed"), lol?
21. Would you ever consider living abroad? Sure, the US isnt as great as Bush thinks it is. Holland would be great because I hear lez can get legally married there, although I kind of like the idea of one of those Greek islands…Lesbos would be an obvious choice, but it's prob too touristy, lol.
(Note: there were originally at least two more questions, but the person who's site I got the survey from had removed them…I just adjested the numbers.)
Feel free to repost on your site, or give your own answers in my comments!
Love to all those sexy lezzies out there! And to those girls who havent done it, but are curious…try it, you'll LOVE it
Dani
Comment me, sexy babies!!!
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| Yes, yes, yes!! I did it! I plowed through all my footprints!! Go me, I'm up to date!
(Why yes, my gf does think I'm a total freak. But she loves me, anyway. )
Of course now I'll be like 15 hours behind when I get back from work…but if I did it once, I can do it again.
Love to all my sexy baby girls!
Dani
(Personal to youngnles15: I can't comment you back because you have your site rated "Discretion" and I'm only 15. Which, given that you are also 15, is a little surprising, but whatever. [Or can I get in by signing out?  ])
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